Gossip has it that Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi’s marriage is on the rocks. Makes sense to me, there was always something odd about this pairing. In fact, it goes against the very laws of nature - the one which dictates that we date someone of a similar level of attractiveness to ourselves. She’s a mega-babe and, no matter how many book prizes he has under his belt, he’s still a balding, paunchy middle-aged man. Padma take a good look at Salman and then look in the mirror - it’s just not right, is it?

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