“With this ring, I thee wed.” For most of us, this phrase conjures up images of gauzy white dresses draped in tulle and gushing amour of the undying sort. Honeymoons to Antigua and romantic getaways in secluded villas abound, but who knows how long Generic Couple: Exhibit A will last ‘til splitsville?

While the wedding doesn’t come with a warranty, one thing is guaranteed-the 2 carat princess-cut rock in that engagement ring really will last forever. For those of us seeking love (or lust) that’s a little bit more off beat, meet your new paramours: Alex and Chloe. The minimalist designers indulge us in true New Yorker form with their refreshing line of upscale yet almost kitschy accessories. Elegant jewel and cut class charms paired with Gothic metal skulls and swords bring out the iconoclastic hipster in everyone, but the true standout, the oh-so-paradoxical Black Diamonds collection, is sure to satisfy your every desire for can’t-live-without-it infatuation. Kate Moss’s uplifted face is featured in fluorescent pink acrylic dangling on a skinny sterling silver necklace-what more could one want, really?

If you’re looking for love that’s slightly more subdued, opt for le pendule in 14K gold, a simple pyramid-shaped pendant strung on a matching gold or oxidized silver chain. Pair it with the enchantingly macabre “Love Is Bleeding” piece and let those idealistic newlyweds know what’s up. Even if you’re a devout believer in the Disney princess fairytale ending, there’s nothing like a little materialistic infidelity to spice up any relationship, conjugal or otherwise.

Image courtesy of Alex and Chloe

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